Your favorite person is an asshole. Tell me who.
You love them. You'd also pay good money to hear them shut the fuck up for five minutes.
Your partner. Your sibling. Your best friend. That person who makes a simple conversation feel like a hostage negotiation.
Tell us the ridiculous shit they do. We'll give them a chance to explain themselves, then turn their excuses into something they'll wish they'd kept to themselves.
One complaint. A spectacular amount of regret.
5The night the entire bar heard Nikki's bullshit.
At 9:14pm she connected her phone to the room's sound system.
Report them
You tell me what they did. I'm on your side. I'm always on the side of whoever's talking.
Tell us their name, their most unbearable habit and one detail that proves you're not making this shit up.
We only need the funny stuff.
Let them explain
They get one chance to explain themselves. They'll blow it.
They can explain or skip it. You can't force someone to participate.
If they do respond, we'll examine their excuses with the care and professionalism of a drunk seagull.
Get my diagnosis
I tell them what's wrong with them. In writing. You get to watch.
A personalized, ridiculous fictional diagnosis they can read and choose to share.
Want something bigger? Turn the idea into a complete illustrated comedy book.
Her voice notes have opening credits.
They have supporting characters. They have flashbacks to arguments nobody remembers.
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An entire illustrated book about your favorite asshole.
My notes on them
A personalized, AI-assisted illustrated comedy book that turns a handful of real quirks into a completely fictional disaster.
- An original illustrated comedy story
- Your chosen subject as the main character
- Their ridiculous habits worked into the plot
- Dr Doug Deeper and the world's least helpful fictional clinic
- Every session, every excuse, my diagnosis and their homework
- A phone-friendly PDF and a shareable diagnosis card
One payment. No subscription. Digital delivery usually about half an hour after payment.
Actual example pages. Entirely fictional characters.
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