Entertainment, not therapy

CLEARLY FICTIONAL · NOT A CLINIC · BARELY A BUSINESS

Bad Therapist is a fictional clinic and a comedy product. It isn't a clinic, a therapist, a medical service or a source of advice of any kind. Nothing on this site or in any book is an assessment of anyone. The “therapist” is a cartoon villain whose business model depends on you never improving. Don't take the advice. There isn't any.

AI-assisted personalized comedy

Books are written and illustrated with the help of AI, from your answers, inside a structure, rules and a style written by humans. Every book is checked automatically before release, and anything the check isn't sure about is held for a person to read before it goes out. Free diagnoses are written with AI from what you both typed, inside the same rules, with a template line if anything fails. Apart from the person the book is about and anyone you add to the story yourself, the characters are made up, and so is everything that happens.

Adults only

Everything here is for adults aged 18 and over. The book contains strong language and crude adult humor. It is not porn.

What we won't write about

No sex involving anyone under 18, no porn, no sexual violence, no slurs or hate, no real threats, and no real crimes pinned on a named person. No self-harm jokes, and nothing about real abuse. No real named people apart from the person the book is about and anyone you add to the story yourself. If your answers suggest you're going through something serious, we won't make a book: we'll refund you and point you to people who can help.

If you need someone to talk to right now, Samaritans are free and open 24 hours a day.

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