Nicknames only. I don't need their last name or their darkest secrets.
Skip this and I'll use "they".
Pick up to three.
One weird little detail is funnier than ten insults. One or two sentences.
Their exact words. They always sound worse when I read them back.
First name or nickname. They'll see it's you if you put one in.
I'll email you when they answer.
18+ fictional comedy. No account. No payment. No actual qualifications.
Free. This asshole gets one chance to explain themselves. It won’t help.