Buy them something they'll never fucking forget.
Flowers die.
Chocolates get eaten.
A personalized illustrated book about why somebody is an unbearable asshole has considerably greater potential to become an awkward family heirloom.
For your partner. Your sibling. Your best friend. Whoever you love enough to spend fifteen dollars insulting.
What happens
- You tell me everything about them.
- You pay.
- I write the book.
- You get a link to send them, plus a copy for yourself.
- They open it and find out what you told me.
They don't get a say. They've had plenty of say.
An illustrated comedy book about the ridiculous person in your life.
No accepting, no declining, no reply. It's a gift, not a negotiation.
- 1. Answer 8 questions
- 2. Review
- 3. Pay
- 4. Book made
Your order
My notes on them, $15
Their pronouns (optional)
Who are they to you? (optional)
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Some bullshit deserves a permanent record.
- Their name on the cover.
- Their ridiculous habits inside.
- A real printed book about the worst parts of their entirely fictional personality.